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20 Parents Share What Kids’ Names Would Be If They Were Based On Their Conception

From "quickie in the closet" to "bad math," these parents are baring it all on how their kids were conceived and why.

People decide to have children for all kinds of reasons.

Honestly, wanting to love and care for another human being should be the only reason, but because we live in reality, that’s not always the case. That’s why one mom decided to post on Twitter the hilarious suggestion that we should name kids after how and/or why they were conceived.

“If we named kids after the reason we had them, it’d be like, ‘Hey Marital Problems stop hitting Broken Condom I’m trying to put Hennessy down for a nap,'” she wrote. Other parents followed suit, and the result is some hilarious alternative names for kiddos based on how they were brought into the world. Here are 20 of the best.

(via BoredPanda)

OMG! This is too funny. What would your kids be named if they were named after the way they came to be? You have to tell us; sound off in the comments!